my vag is so smooth its legendary
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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