I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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