Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Help. Why am I so naked?
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