No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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