I didn't shave. On purpose
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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