yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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