Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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