Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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