Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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