Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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