She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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