Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
