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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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