Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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