Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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