Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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