you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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