Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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