If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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