OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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