i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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