did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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