My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
