I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
