Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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