Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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