he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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