when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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