who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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