I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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