You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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