VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
