i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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