I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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