i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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