90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Randomize
