She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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