Duck Duck Cougar?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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