forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she pinky promised me she was 18
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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