is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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