so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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