...so i touched it.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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