Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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