Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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