So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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