We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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