Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize