Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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