Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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