If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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