it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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