Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he fucked my hip out of place.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
