yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i drank out of a bidet.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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