thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
is wine microwaveable?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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