so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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