So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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